For All You 24 Fans

Some facts about Jack Bauer:

1. You can lead a horse to water. Jack Bauer can make him drink.
2. If Jack Bauer was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Meyers, and he had a gun with 2 bullets, he'd shoot Nina twice.
3. If you wake up in the morning, it's because Jack Bauer spared your life.
4. Upon hearing that he was played by Kiefer Sutherland, Jack Bauer killed Sutherland. Jack Bauer gets played by no man.
5. Jack Bauer let the dogs out.
6. Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys.
7. 1.6 billion Chinese are angry with Jack Bauer. Sounds like a fair fight.
8. Jack Bauer killed 93 people in just 4 days time. Wait, that is a real fact.
9. Jack Bauer was never addicted to heroin. Heroin was addicted to Jack Bauer.
10. Osama bin Laden's recent proposal for truce is a direct result of him finding out that Jack Bauer is, in fact, still alive.
11. Jack Bauer doesn't miss. If he didn't hit you it's because he was shooting at another terrorist twelve miles away.
12. If Jack and MacGyver were locked in a room together, Jack would make a bomb out of MacGyver and get out.
13. Superman wears Jack Bauer pajamas.
14. Jack Bauer's favorite color is severe terror alert red. His second favorite color is violet, but just because it sounds like violent.
15. The reason why terrorists attacked New York City was because Jack Bauer was in LA.
16. Jack Bauer got Hellen Keller to talk.
17. Jack Bauer played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
18. Let's get one thing straight, the only reason you are conscious right now is because Jack Bauer does not feel like carrying you.
19. People with amnesia still remember Jack Bauer.
20. When the boogie man goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Jack Bauer.
21. When you open a can of whoop-ass, Jack Bauer jumps out.
22. When life gave Jack Bauer lemons, he used them to kill terrorists.
23. Jack Bauer hates lemonade.
24. Killing Jack Bauer doesn't make him dead. It just makes him angry.
25. It would only take 1 bullet for Jack Bauer to kill 50 Cent.
26. The quickest way to a man's heart is through Jack Bauer's gun.
27. Jack Bauer once won a game of Connect 4 in 3 moves.
28. Jack Bauer can get McDonald's breakfast after 10:30